Did you meet the modern day pitch person

The pitch person has a history
First off let Logic say it the way it is, this is a story not about the pitch person but about the pitchman, as for being politically correct, that is not Logic and it really should not be you either, in part that is what is not right in our world today.

A pitchman is something that stands the test of time
Since the dawn of time, according to history the ever standing alone traveling pitchman has been in the lives of humans spanning the globe and pitching mostly what we do not need and were not even really wanting for, until you were persuaded into becoming a believer. This will make you look better, this will make you rich, this will thinner and my favorite this will make your love life better then ever.

History summarized of the modern day pitchmen
In our current times, there is mass media providing the ability to pitch STUFF to more people from a single location but in the early days there were the “Snake Oil” Salesmen and the traveling entertainment venues that would travel from town to town selling you on this and selling you on that idea, product or service.

With media came the infamous characters of our modern times for trust me, products and services surely enough to boggle the mind of the unsuspecting consumer. That hype towards its current run, that began its ending in March 2006 and continues the gradual slide through the toughest economy many a man and woman have ever lived through, will surely bring ot more of the hyper salesmen like we have not ever seen.
Perhaps when this slowdown is all said and done, we will have lived or scraped by through a worse time then the “Great Depression??? a time that gets a lot of attention and comparisons these days, as if that 1929 through most of the entire 1940’s global slowdown and meltdown is something we cannot surpass today, do not BANK on a worse depression not happening.
Society thinks it is smarter today then 1929
So you know we do, look we have the answers to everything and like our own governments teach us, if you are not sure use some giant words and make up the story as you go along, hopefully things will look or actually, by accident get better along the way.
Test your skills to see if you are smarter today then those of 1929
Did you sale your house in February 2006 before the actual top?
Did you cash out your stocks before December 2007?
Did you avoid Bernie Madoff or any of the other great pitchmen of our current times?
Look, the point is through media influences utilizing an entertainer, sports figure or corporate leader, even the old fashioned peer pressure so today humans are easily influenced by a few factors, starting with the “jones effect??? where your neighbor buys their child a new car, you feel SELF pressured to buy your child a better car and so on. The “jones effect??? takes hold.

My phone or watch is better then your watch all of the while neither party had enough money to really afford that purchase, so along came the number one pitch in the history of mankind the easy credit do not worry you can pay later, or refinance and buy that car, boat, plane or watch.

Meet the world’s current and number one pitchman
This man, he needs no introduction, he is the answer to all that ills you or I and in fact if you believe in him, you are more of a follower perhaps, the profile of anyone who buys the hype over the track record then please give this man a big warm welcome Barack Hussein Obama the number one pitchman on the planet.
Trust Logic
After watching humans and their behavior over a new phone or music devise, you are going to do and buy whatever he wants you to, just like those other pitchmen of the past that sold you knives and exercise machines that actually never worked for you, or did they?
Logic now asks you this easy question about pitchmen
I find this question easier to ask, now that most of us are back down on earth again after the false floored, easy credit, high paper net worth of yesterday that is my friends forever erased, CAN WE AFFORD IT?